This Weeks Twinovation

This weeks Twinnovation is The Vacuum cleaner!

I love my vacuum. I really do. I love it more today than yesterday *breaking out in song* but I love you, Less today, Less than I wiiiiiiiiillllll tomorrow! 

*sigh* I love Elvis.

Anyway, today I realized I can vacuum my kitchen floor. Now sure, I always knew I could, in theory. It was just something you don't do. You vacuum carpet, you sweep the floor. You never vacuum the floor. Today I questioned the establishment! (Don't worry, I know it's just an imagined establishment, just like all establishments we question.) and took my vacuum off roading-- off carpeting. Then I got out the hose attachment (on board, of course! :) ) and vacuumed off the boys' trays on their walkers that they eat in because Bob can't climb out of his... yet... 

I could have just cried. My life just got easier! A few less moments of survival mood and a few more moments of near sanity. 

Now I want this:

http://www.dirtdevil.com/Products/productDetail.aspx?id=16255

I was actually thinking of inventing one the other day, *dreamy look in eyes* a handheld wet/dry vac I can vacuum my kitchen counters with! But then I thought "Maybe someone else already has! That would be great 'cause I really don't need one more thing to do." And there it is. With free shipping. Tears of joy people, tears of joy.

So hug your vacuum this week and take it off carpeting and do a little less sweeping. Your broom won't mind.